Leotardinopholous

Kylie Minogue has just started a tour of the USA, hoping to gain a little more popularity there than she has in times gone by. By all accounts, she's not doing a bad job. According to Jim Harrington in The Oakland Tribune: "It was nothing short of gigantic, an over-the-top spectacle that featured enormous props, a killer laser-light show, wild theatrical elements, artfully choreographed dance routines and a Cher-worthy closet full of pricey costumes". Does life get any better? Well... yes. If you're wearing a leotard it does! Doubly so if your leotard has hip implants!