Chances are, you've made it to the Twitter hall of fame - Tweeting Too Hard. If you need to see if you've made it, or if you enjoy laughing at the bizarre behaviour of others, this website is for you.
Golden moments:
* I feel bad for the girl on the train who was cuddling with a guy who would not stop staring at me.
* I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.
* Man, what is this? Recruiter week? That's the third headhunter that has called me so far and it's only Wednesday.
* 20mins of cardio. 60mins of weightlifting. The dirty looks gym buddy & I get from personal trainers because we don't need them. Priceless.
* Apparently u have to take a # and wait in line at the deli...do they not know who I am? I am leaving an angry message in the comment box.
* Damn.. Every morning I wake up, I tell myself I am damn fucking HOT!
* Hammered out a fast 91 miles (19mph) to arrive in a funky town called 29 Palms. The next 48 hours will be extreme, even by my standards.
* No matter how hard I try, I can't stop my Followers count from growing.
* OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me.
Yep. I love self-confidence too, but not when it's on steroids.
1 comment:
So funny. The one that says, "No matter how hard I try, I can't stop my Followers count from growing," is the best.
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