They'll Be Ga Ga at the Go Go When They See Me in My Toga

Jessica Simpson. Her hair changes length, colour and style as frequently as her weight yo yos up and down. Love her or hate her, she is certainly blessed with gorgeous, luscious locks, and she is one lucky biarch to have her hair stylist as her best friend cum lap-dog for overseas trips. Can you imagine their conversations? Instead of offering to go for a cup of tea when you're feeling down on yourself, they bleach your hair for you! Having a hair stylist as your BFF sure would solve a lot of problems, such as what I'm confronting Saturday, in preparation for yet another black tie event - the 3rd this month.