Gossip magazine editors everywhere are celebrating in droves as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt announce their engagement via an enormous, one-year in the making diamond ring.
Reportedly costing $1 million (eat your heart out Dr Evil), this baguette-laden ring is sure to do for engagement rings what Kate Middleton's dress did for wedding dresses: plenty of cheap imitations.
The only thing likely to get gossip mag editors more excited than the pending Brangelina nuptials would be a Kate Middleton/Prince William baby. Think of all those official baby booties for the occasion.
Speaking of booties, Hillary Clinton has been raising her public image by getting down with the people in a number of highly amusing ways. First there was tumblr, featuring the Hill-ster responding to texts in her dead-pan Secretary of State manner (whether she realised it or not)....
... and then she was "sighted" boozing and shaking her booty in the wee hours of a Sunday morning in Colombia.
Anyone for President?