Black Eyed P. Hilton

It was revealed yesterday that "celebrity" blogger Perez Hilton was whacked in the head by the Black Eyed Peas' tour manager. The news sparked a little shiver of a certain well-known Chicago-based cell block tango... He Had It Coming.

I haven't read his blog in many, many months. I found the putrid bilious hatred that spewed out of the computer screen too much to bear - his unfathomable hatred for Kate Moss (unacceptable!), his desperate need to "out" young male actors (who eff-ing cares who they shag? Let them deal with their sexuality in private) and his general need to pin penises on people's heads was getting a tad dull. Obviously violence is no way of solving a problem, but if I was confronted with an obnoxious, taunting, fat, hideous man at 4am ... Well. I just don't know what I'd do.