Twitter Gems

This 28-year-old guy lives with his 73-year-old dad. He twitters what his dad says. HILARIOUS.


Other entries include:

• "My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."

• "Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

• “It’s watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don’t even pay rent, just do it. Shit.”

Not sure if it is legit but it is funny and I can just imagine an old dad saying this stuff.