I Can Tell You Rock I Can Tell By Ya Charm

Wanna trick those gold diggers? Hide the fact that you, like the other 90% of the population, have an iPhone? Want to symbolically rebel against the mass consumerism of Apple without actually rebelling? Downgrade, bitches.

Zweiphone have released these downgrade stickers for your iPhone. Trick the punters into thinking you still have an old brick of a Nokia.  Just make sure you hide your Longine or Tag while you're making that call. Make them guess a little why don't you?