Soft Candy

I'm kinda over Madonna right now... I'm over the snippy divorce with Guy Ritchie, over the fling with A.Rod, over the other fling with some Columbian bartender or whatever, over her involvement in the Louis Vuitton campaign (most people are suggesting it's time she put some freakin' pants on) and over her freakishly sinewy physique.

Let's compare her promo looks for hard candy with someone who looks healthy and ... a suitable age to still be prancing around on stage in a leotard and fishnets:





Never mind the my life would suck without you banter. Ignore, ignore, ignore.